random thought

clientsfromhell:

Phone conversation with an acquaintance of my boss. They wanted to host a server with all of the music they’d copied from CDs, pirated or downloaded from iTunes.

Me: ”Legally, I need to sway you from starting a website that charges people to download all of the music you’ve copied off of your…

This is Mr Potato Head with real faces. Fun for everyone!

Vegetarians and animal rights activists beware!

Anywhere, USA

Anywhere, USA

It’s long distance. Speak louder please…

clientsfromhell:

Client: “Oh, your name is Johnson?”

Me: “Yes it is.”

Client: “Oh, I know someone by that name who lives around the corner. Do you live in my neighbourhood? I thought maybe you were his son or something.”

Me: “No, sorry, that’s not me.”

Client: “Oh, I thought if that would be the case then it would explain why your e-mails arrive so quickly.”

Poems by Emily Dickinson (121 of 447)

dailylitemilydickinson:

V.

I found the phrase to every thought
I ever had, but one;
And that defies me, — as a hand
Did try to chalk the sun

To races nurtured in the dark; —
How would your own begin?
Can blaze be done in cochineal,
Or noon in mazarin?